> Brain Test (shall we see if you are really losing it?)
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> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of
> the muscles. As Below is a very private way to gage
> your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the 6
> simple questions presented here and determine if
> you're losin' it or maybe still a MENSA candidate.
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> #1. What do you put in a toaster:
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> Answer: Bread . . .If you said "toast" then give up
> now and go and find yourself a shoe box as you
> can't handle life . . .If you said "bread", then go to
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> #2. Say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk" . . .What do
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> Answer: "Water" if you said "milk", then may I suggest
> you not try the next question, as it may seem your
> brain cell is over-taxed, you need a holiday . . .May
> I suggest Children's World? If you said "water" then
> go on to Q3.
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> #3. If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue
> house is made out of bluebricks, a pink house is
> made out of pink bricks, a black house is made out
> of black bricks . . .What's a green house made out of?
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> Answer: "Glass" If you said "green bricks" then what
> the hell are you still doin' here reading these
> questions!!! If you said "glass" then go on.
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> #4. 20 Years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft,
> over Germany when 2 of the engines fail, the pilot
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> decides a crash landing is best, but unfortunately
> the engine fails before time and the plane crashes
> smack bang in the middle of "No Man's land"...
> The land between East Germany and West Germany,
> in the middle of the Berlin wall . . .where would
> you bury the survivors - East Germany, West
> Germany or in No Man's Land?
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> Answer: You don't bury survivors. If you said
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> may cause more damage if the plane should crash!!
> If you said the sentence above then carry on to Q5.
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> #5. If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a
> degree every minute, then how many degrees will the
> hour hand travel in 1 hour?
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> anything other than that, may I congratulate you on
> getting this far . . .but be honest with yourself, do
> you think you can handle the last and final question?
> If you said one degree, then please go on to the last
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> #6. Without using a calculator - you are driving a
> bus from London t
o Milford Haven, Wales. In
> London 17 people get on the bus, in Reading 6
> people get off, 9 people get on, in Swindon 2 people
> get off, 4 people get on, in Cardiff ll people get off,
> 16 people get on, in Carmarthen 6 people get off, 3
> people get on. The bus then pulls into Milford Haven
> bus depot. What was the name of the bus driver?
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> Answer: Your name! (Read the first line again).
